September 29, 2003
Puberty? Party of One? Your table is available.....
While sitting in front of my laptop this morning reading deposition transcripts and attempting to draft a Motion for Summary Judgment, I touched my chin. I felt a bump. Wait, I'm thinking. There isn't supposed to be a bump here. What could this strange protuberance be? This doesn't normally happen to me. What on Earth?
Yes. You gussed it. I have a zit.
I'm 29. I exited the puberty interstate many moons ago. And now I have a zit. This is unacceptable. Once you survive high school, move through college, get married and get a full time job, no more zits, right? Right? Work with me, people, I'm in turmoil here. I think I'll get a hall pass and see if I can pop this thing in the bathroom.
Posted by Kitty at September 29, 2003 11:34 AM
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