October 03, 2003

Observation

This morning, while getting ready for work, I was in the bathroom putting on my makeup when I noticed my dog Maggie looking at me. She had her head cocked to one side, as if she were trying to figure out what in the world I was doing. She does this every morning. I suddenly felt like she must be wearing a hidden camera and is secretly taping me for a television show for dogs about the rituals of human beings. I can hear the voiceover saying, "Here we have the human female, engaged in her morning ritual of standing in front of a small square, out of which, another female looks back at her. She repeatedly stabs herself near the eyes with a brown stick, dabbing some sort of ink onto her face. This ritual is known to create consternation in the male of the species, and a contest of wills often ensues to see who will claim the coveted space in front of the flat square. Let's watch and see if any male predators challenge this female, while she spreads a clear goo in her wet hair......"

Posted by Kitty at October 3, 2003 09:08 AM

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