October 13, 2004

The Dick Cheney Approach to Truth Cheddar

I didn't make up the title of this post, I just like it. . . .

1. What's your favorite food?
I will chew on just about anything that doesn't chew on me first. I love Tex-Mex, pot roast on Sundays, fast food from Backyard Burger, medium rare steaks, cantaloupes from Pecos, Texas, absolutely anything from Jacques-Imo's and any type of candy.

2. What Constitutional Amendment is the most important?
This is like asking who my favorite Beatle is. Hell, I don't know. If pressed, I'd say it's a toss-up between the first and the fourth.

3. What needs to be added to the Amendments?
Don't get me started.

4. Is truth relative?
I don't care. That may make me sound shallow and stupid, but at the risk of sounding like Paris Hilton, it just doesn't matter to me.

5. Who's the best leader your nation has right now?
I wasn't aware we had any active leadership at the moment.

6. What lets you sleep soundly at night?
Archi-Sapper, who shuts the door when Miss Maggie starts barking too loudly.

Posted by Kitty at October 13, 2004 08:09 PM

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