July 27, 2005

Things I Couldn't Be If This Whole Lawyering Thing Doesn't Pan Out

A panda bear.

A quote from the article: "Studies of giant pandas in the wild have found that new mothers will go as long as a month without eating or drinking." Are you kidding me? I can barely go half a day without food and drink, forget a month. And I'm not really that into bamboo, either.

An astronaut.

Aside from the fear of flying issues, if I'm going to engage in any really, really long-distance travel, I'd prefer that my vehicle not have parts that are prone to fall off and kill me.


An editor for Wikipedia.

It is such a fabulous resource, but I just don't have the energy to painstakingly detail Southpark episodes in order to give a proper definition of the "Chewbacca defense."

Posted by Kitty at July 27, 2005 05:59 PM

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