May 12, 2004
Things That Have Never Happened To Me
I can't say I'm a big fan of Ashton Kutcher, but he currently seems to be in quite an unusual predicament. It seems that he showed up to his date's home in Hollywood to pick her up to attend a party for the Grammys. She didn't answer the door, he looked through the windows of her house and saw dark stains on the floor, thought nothing of it, and went to the party alone. Turns out, she didn't answer the door because she had been murdered.
I think my favorite quote from this bizarre article has to be this one:
"Any responsible gentleman who goes on a date and finds a door not answered and evidence of some kind of disturbance would then call the police and let them know."
Just so we're all clear: If you go to pick up your date and there's evidence that she's been murdered, make sure to call the police if you want to be a gentleman.
Posted by Kitty at May 12, 2004 06:31 PM
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holy crap.. thats some strange stuff
Posted by: pylorns at May 13, 2004 11:38 AM
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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Where have all the social graces gone. One would think he would carry his wallet size "gentleman action" card on him all the time, especially on a date. I knew Hollywood was going done the toliet when Hugh Grant caught all that grief for just being a gentleman by trying to support a local working girl.
Posted by: greyheadedstranger at May 12, 2004 09:18 PM